he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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