he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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