i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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