i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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