pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
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