Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
is wine microwaveable?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I just googled if crying burns calories
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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