At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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