How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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