What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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