so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I love having hate sex.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
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