you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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