Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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