have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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