Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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