How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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