I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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