that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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