he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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