And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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