we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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