i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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