Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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