Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
