in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm sobbing to NWA
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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