Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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