I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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