I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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