can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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