Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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