do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
how drunk are you?
Several
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Randomize
