It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
