You made me cry and you don't even care
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
