Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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