DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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