Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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