Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
