I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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