Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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