I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize