Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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