i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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