Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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