so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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