how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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