I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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