You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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