I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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