i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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