But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
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