It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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