Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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