U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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