How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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