Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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