thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
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